Archive for the 'Undefinable' Category

Cinema: Not for the kiddies

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

Saw the first bus-side advertisement today for Samuel L Jackson’s ‘Snakes on a Plane’. Hopefully this film will fall into the so bad it is good category. Any film that has the immortal line “There are motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane!” promises much.

San Materazzi

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Picture via Beppe Grillo’s Blog Funniest thing I’ve seen this week. I don’t think he’ll make it into the 2007 ‘Angeli’ almanacco of the Frate Indovino somehow.

Spleen vented, oh noes!

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

Small children, French / Australian / American / English people and bloggers of nervous dispositions please back away now. I am in a bad mood so I am right up for a bit of venomous typing. Thank you so much London Underground for screwing with us on the Hammersmith and City line tonight, I am [...]

Campioni del mondo

Sunday, July 9th, 2006

Picture from “La Stampa” Oh. La. Madonna. I was not expecting a beautiful game like the semi-final against Germany and I half expected Italy to retreat to their old style of play. They had me swearing at the telly and stamping my feet at the missed chances and their negativity. I was dreading when it [...]

Mauled by swans, you say?

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

When you are looking for a swift giggle of an afternoon this takes some beating. I’ll be all over you like a powerful moss. EDIT: I need a laugh right now as Italy are just about to play their final group match. *bites knuckles*