I’ve just seen the UK Eurovision entry for this Saturday’s Eurovison Song Contest.
Oh. My. God. What the fuck. Who voted for him and his backing singers dressed up like school girls? My better half said they looked like a troop of Martine McCutcheons and Tim Westwood’s older Northern cousin.
Heaven help them.
As Italy haven’t made it to the final for the second year running, I’m backing Lordi from Finland. Death metal at it’s finest.
May 17th, 2006 at 10:07 am
We’re all backing Lordi! Apparently they sellotape meat to their faces - imagine that!
May 17th, 2006 at 10:10 am
I’m rooting for Lordi as well. Plus I’m keeping an eye out for Iceland. Apparently there’s a good chance their singer may become the first ever to be disqualified. Seems she’s so rawk that she can’t control herself and might sing a norty wurd.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:09 am
The UK entry is unmitigated shit isn’t it. What worries me is that several other even worse songs must have been rejected to select the rubbish that we are entering. WHite Bloke + Rap + Women dressed as schoolgirls = being torn between gouging out my eyes and sawing off my ears.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:38 am
At least they rejected Jordon ….
May 20th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Moobs, pluck your eyes out and then use them to block up your ears. Problem solved.
Until tomorrow anyway, when a new problem will probably present itself.
May 26th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
And Lordi won…
May 28th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
italy didn’t enter. they don’t do it anymore