The second funny thing yesterday afternoon happened on Barnes High Street. I was walking home with my bottle of water when I noticed a queue of traffic by the chippy up ahead. Nothing odd there.
Suddenly, I heard a disembodied woman’s voice. Crystal clear right across the high street. She spoke of dinner, the wine she’d bought and punctuated each utterance with a little laugh. I stopped and looked around, no one else was walking on the high street. And the voice. It was perfectly clear, quite loud and very ‘real’, it really sounded like a loud-voiced friend was walking beside me.
Then the woman started to talk about, err, cocks. Or more accurately what she would do to one particular one a little later.
It became apparently when I drew level with an open-top BMW waiting at the mini-roundabout. He had his car phone on speaker… and wasn’t displaying a hint of embarrassment.
I really must commend those Germans on their speaker quality.
August 17th, 2005 at 8:03 pm
Crikey!
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August 17th, 2005 at 8:04 pm
BMW owner? It was a tape ….
Arf.
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August 17th, 2005 at 8:04 pm
BMW owner? It was a tape ….
Arf.
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August 17th, 2005 at 8:04 pm
How rude, I hope you covered your ears Bobs x
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August 17th, 2005 at 8:04 pm
How rude, I hope you covered your ears Bobs x
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August 17th, 2005 at 9:01 pm
Oo-err, I wonder if he’ll ever let her know she was on speaker to the whole street!
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August 17th, 2005 at 9:01 pm
Oo-err, I wonder if he’ll ever let her know she was on speaker to the whole street!
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August 17th, 2005 at 10:05 pm
hehe
One of the things I recently had to LEARN about having an open topped car is that it is unwise to shout “Wanker! as you pass that white van with its window down…… unless you fancy a sudden high speed dash across country. Which is fun in its way, and keeps the tan topped up, but is much nicer if you’re not escaping a man in a van.
Anyway, did you pick up any tips? Care to HAND THEM ON?
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August 17th, 2005 at 11:04 pm
Ha ha ha! The poor woman! Unless she’s maybe an exhibitionist and gets off on that kind of thing…?
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August 18th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
i presume she was talking about a nice chicken to go with the wine…non?
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August 18th, 2005 at 8:03 pm
Danzai - why of course
Beachhut - I had my my ears covered (of course)
Jetcat - She was have a good giggle before the conversation took taht turn so who knows
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August 18th, 2005 at 8:03 pm
Danzai - why of course
Beachhut - I had my my ears covered (of course)
Jetcat - She was have a good giggle before the conversation took taht turn so who knows
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August 18th, 2005 at 8:04 pm
all we really want to know is what she was planning to do to said appendage.
out with it now!!!
the info that is…not that you have an appendage..gah…you get the idea..
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August 18th, 2005 at 8:04 pm
all we really want to know is what she was planning to do to said appendage.
out with it now!!!
the info that is…not that you have an appendage..gah…you get the idea..
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August 18th, 2005 at 9:00 pm
I believe butter was involved Danzai.
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August 18th, 2005 at 9:00 pm
I believe butter was involved Danzai.
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August 19th, 2005 at 4:04 am
8-D LOL
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August 19th, 2005 at 4:04 am
8-D LOL
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August 19th, 2005 at 4:00 pm
butter? christ. i’ll never look utterly butterly in the eye again.
…and not that eye…
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August 19th, 2005 at 4:00 pm
butter? christ. i’ll never look utterly butterly in the eye again.
…and not that eye…
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August 23rd, 2005 at 12:02 am
eew. nasty woman. she should keep it in the bedroom.
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August 23rd, 2005 at 12:02 am
eew. nasty woman. she should keep it in the bedroom.
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August 29th, 2005 at 2:04 pm
the germans make some cool cars… The english some good convos…
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August 29th, 2005 at 2:04 pm
the germans make some cool cars… The english some good convos…
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August 31st, 2005 at 4:02 am
Keep the BUTTER in the BEDroom? EH/
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August 31st, 2005 at 4:02 am
Keep the BUTTER in the BEDroom? EH/
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September 7th, 2005 at 4:01 am
Last Tango in Barnes….
Doesn’t really work does it?
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September 7th, 2005 at 4:01 am
Last Tango in Barnes….
Doesn’t really work does it?
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September 14th, 2005 at 7:01 pm
Hope you’re okay. x
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September 15th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Gosh, in genteel Barnes of all places!
September 15th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Gosh, in genteel Barnes of all places!
September 19th, 2005 at 11:03 pm
Bobs - where’ve you gone?
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September 19th, 2005 at 11:03 pm
Bobs - where’ve you gone?
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