Archive for May, 2005

Monsterous Flesh

Friday, May 27th, 2005

Monsterous fleshHeaving bosoms Sweat soaked excess Rings of middling fat Incomprehensible Burberry looks A Roman orgy? A Turkish bath? An Alabama brothel? Nope. Hounslow High Street on a hot day.

Bigger than medium apple

Friday, May 27th, 2005

Well I’m offski for a week and a bit… (and ladies it’s Fleet Week!) You all got Bank Holiday plans?

Snip, prod, gone

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

Well my mole is no more, bye bye. Apart from feeling a bit dizzy, I’m good. It is most weird though having no sensation whatsoever on one side of your back… A piece of advice needed from the 20Six ladies. I seem to be allergic (as said to Cheapy) to my new face wash (Clarins) [...]

La donna é mobile

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

Lost for words at the opera? Don’t know your Tosca from your Cosi? This is a great site; the story behind, and translations into English of, all the great operatic arias. Fascinating.

Does anyone actually fall for these?

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

I seem to have changed sex as well… _________________________ From: Mr. Franklin Zuma Tel: +27 83 518 5063 Dear Sir, RE: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS I know that this e-mail will come to you as a surprise since we don�t know each other before now. But for purpose of introduction, I am Mr. Franklin Zuma the Manager [...]