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Monsterous fleshHeaving bosoms Sweat soaked excess Rings of middling fat Incomprehensible Burberry looks
A Roman orgy? A Turkish bath? An Alabama brothel?
Nope.
Hounslow High Street on a hot day.

Well I’m offski for a week and a bit… (and ladies it’s Fleet Week!)

You all got Bank Holiday plans?

Well my mole is no more, bye bye. Apart from feeling a bit dizzy, I’m
good. It is most weird though having no sensation whatsoever on one
side of your back…
A piece of advice needed from the 20Six ladies. I seem to be allergic
(as said to Cheapy) to my new face wash (Clarins) so I am going [...]

Lost for words at the opera? Don’t know your Tosca from your Cosi?
This is a great site; the story behind, and translations into English of, all the great operatic arias.
Fascinating.

I seem to have changed sex as well…
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