Stop the Flimflam!

If you ask someone for xxx and they give you (with the best intentions) what they interpret to be xxx - which actually isn’t anywhere near it - how the hell do you ask, for the 6th time of asking for xxx, just xxx, nothing but the xxx?

Can someone please tell me how to speak Marketing.

24 Responses to “Stop the Flimflam!”

  1. Woo-Yay Says:

    Usually best to do it yourself. Either that or simply throttle them.

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  2. Woo-Yay Says:

    Usually best to do it yourself. Either that or simply throttle them.

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  3. NorahSplog Says:

    You’re asking marketing to supply you with porn?

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  4. NorahSplog Says:

    You’re asking marketing to supply you with porn?

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  5. mindmelt Says:

    write it on a piece of paper in big red letters…cover it in glue and slap it on their face….
    Ahhh the joys of marketing…

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  6. mindmelt Says:

    write it on a piece of paper in big red letters…cover it in glue and slap it on their face….
    Ahhh the joys of marketing…

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  7. Floatykatja Says:

    What the xxx?!
    Sorry, couldn’t resist… I’m with Midge - do it yourself. It’s generally quicker and more efficient.

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  8. Floatykatja Says:

    What the xxx?!
    Sorry, couldn’t resist… I’m with Midge - do it yourself. It’s generally quicker and more efficient.

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  9. BLACKRAT Says:

    A marketing man said, ‘Australians couldn’t give a XXXX for anything else’. Nice to see you still around. x

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  10. BLACKRAT Says:

    A marketing man said, ‘Australians couldn’t give a XXXX for anything else’. Nice to see you still around. x

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  11. Bobble Says:

    The alternative to writing xxx would of covered half a page in itself.
    Your marketing department do porn Norah - how forward thinking of the NHS.
    Blackrat - Just!

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  12. Bobble Says:

    The alternative to writing xxx would of covered half a page in itself.
    Your marketing department do porn Norah - how forward thinking of the NHS.
    Blackrat - Just!

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  13. beachhutman Says:

    Here y’are:
    http://tinyurl.com/6kz52

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  14. beachhutman Says:

    Here y’are:
    http://tinyurl.com/6kz52

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  15. [anonymous] Says:

    If you ever find out, please let me know?

    Very nice blog BTW!

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  16. [anonymous] Says:

    If you ever find out, please let me know?

    Very nice blog BTW!

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  17. BigBadDom Says:

    xxx

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  18. BigBadDom Says:

    xxx

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  19. amillionpieces Says:

    Hope they’ve given you your XXX by now Bobbs!

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  20. amillionpieces Says:

    Hope they’ve given you your XXX by now Bobbs!

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  21. OliviaJoules Says:

    Marketing (7th Time) : Here’s XXX and XXX+, anything else?
    Hope you got it right this time! :)

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  22. OliviaJoules Says:

    Marketing (7th Time) : Here’s XXX and XXX+, anything else?
    Hope you got it right this time! :)

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  23. Bobble Says:

    Dom: xxx plus knobs on ;o)
    Pete and Olivia - it was more like ZZZ by the time I got it.

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  24. Bobble Says:

    Dom: xxx plus knobs on ;o)
    Pete and Olivia - it was more like ZZZ by the time I got it.

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