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My profession doesn’t even warrant a buckle.

We have a bumper crop of 344 problems today dear readers. As usual Auntie Joan gets to the heart of the matter.
We start with Miss Understood of Fish Street Hill:
“The chacks are in my room…”
“The chacks are in my room…”
“The CHACKS are in my room!”
Auntie Joan advises:
“As you are obviously not of antipodean origin, [...]

I saw the last 40 minutes of the most bizarre French movie last night: “Le Pacte des Loups”.
I can’t really describe it but IMDB says it is an: action, horror, thriller, with adventure, crime, mystery and kung fu. With the added spice of the French revolution, incest, a one-armed bad guy, a scantily clad native [...]

Today’s 344 problem dear readers comes from ‘Champagne’ of Clapham Junction.

“Well, I wos wiv ‘is bruvver and ‘is mum only when an’ come in like - ‘e’s gonna kill me when ‘e finds out.”

Auntie Joan replies:

“You are an extremely silly slapper to be caught in flagrante delicto by your intended’s Mother, dear. I suggest that [...]

After much toil this week (thanks Bubb) I finished my business card front. I plan a little series eventually of different fronts so people stay interested. Keep ‘em fresh so to speak. Sadly, I couldn’t afford any floating beads to whizz up and down, biteshaped cut-outs or dope woven fabric.