NeeAhhmey (actual pronounciation)

This is just so inexplicable.  Why would anyone actually want one?

I blame Sony.  First came the Aibo, all well and good.  It looked like a dog but was obviously and reassuringly a robot.  There was no ambiguity whatsoever.

However, Sega have a new product.  The ‘Near Me’.

Not
quite robot, not quite real cat.  More like a animatronic zombie
pet.  It is as Bubb so accurately puts it from the “uncanny
valley.”

Sega have taken the demonstration video down from the site.  It was just too scary.

32 Responses to “NeeAhhmey (actual pronounciation)”

  1. amillionpieces Says:

    *shivers*
    You’ll find me under the bed, it cant get me there, can it?

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  2. amillionpieces Says:

    *shivers*
    You’ll find me under the bed, it cant get me there, can it?

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  3. amillionpieces Says:

    *shivers*
    You’ll find me under the bed, it cant get me there, can it?

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  4. Bobble Says:

    Oh Pete if you’d seen that video – the horror! She had to smack it on the head as it was so evil.

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  5. Bobble Says:

    Oh Pete if you’d seen that video – the horror! She had to smack it on the head as it was so evil.

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  6. Bobble Says:

    Oh Pete if you’d seen that video – the horror! She had to smack it on the head as it was so evil.

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  7. amillionpieces Says:

    It sounds truly terrifying. Our real cat scares me enough without having an insane frankenstien cat running around everywhere!

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  8. amillionpieces Says:

    It sounds truly terrifying. Our real cat scares me enough without having an insane frankenstien cat running around everywhere!

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  9. amillionpieces Says:

    It sounds truly terrifying. Our real cat scares me enough without having an insane frankenstien cat running around everywhere!

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  10. cha0tic Says:

    It’s only as creepy as a real cat. I wonder if it brings half dead things into the house?

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  11. cha0tic Says:

    It’s only as creepy as a real cat. I wonder if it brings half dead things into the house?

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  12. cha0tic Says:

    It’s only as creepy as a real cat. I wonder if it brings half dead things into the house?

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  13. notsopinkanymore Says:

    I don’t understand this virtual pet nonsense – why not just get a real cat?

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  14. Sammyface Says:

    WOW! i, personally think that is cool! think of all the poor kids who were never allowed cats becasue their poor mum was allergic or something!! yipee, they can now have one! and i’d rather people had these than thought it was a good idea to get a real cat and then abandon it!
    although do they cost as much as a small country?

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  15. Sammyface Says:

    WOW! i, personally think that is cool! think of all the poor kids who were never allowed cats becasue their poor mum was allergic or something!! yipee, they can now have one! and i’d rather people had these than thought it was a good idea to get a real cat and then abandon it!
    although do they cost as much as a small country?

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  16. [anonymous] Says:

    That is a Stepford Cat. It is very, very wrong.

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  17. [anonymous] Says:

    That is a Stepford Cat. It is very, very wrong.

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  18. Bobble Says:

    They are about £180 quid / 35,000 Yen I think. Good for allergic types I admit but it is so flipping spooky.

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  19. Bobble Says:

    They are about £180 quid / 35,000 Yen I think. Good for allergic types I admit but it is so flipping spooky.

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  20. Da_Xingxing Says:

    Conclude anus is as realistic as face, but to be confirmed when I get my hands on one.
    *Could be great for practical jokes in the street*

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  21. Da_Xingxing Says:

    Conclude anus is as realistic as face, but to be confirmed when I get my hands on one.
    *Could be great for practical jokes in the street*

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  22. BigBadDom Says:

    this alergy thing – its like vegie sausages…if yer don’t like meat why imitate it?
    i am alergic to some cats – they make my eyes itch, get lumps on me throat (which goes purple) – but i do not want a silly electronic freaky cat either – mornin by the way

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  23. BigBadDom Says:

    this alergy thing – its like vegie sausages…if yer don’t like meat why imitate it?
    i am alergic to some cats – they make my eyes itch, get lumps on me throat (which goes purple) – but i do not want a silly electronic freaky cat either – mornin by the way

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  24. poggle Says:

    I’m with Dom on this. And decaffeinated coffee – I mean, what is the point, exactly?

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  25. poggle Says:

    I’m with Dom on this. And decaffeinated coffee – I mean, what is the point, exactly?

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  26. BigBadDom Says:

    its just a sham of a mockery and a mockery of a sham

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  27. BigBadDom Says:

    its just a sham of a mockery and a mockery of a sham

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  28. Bobble Says:

    Within an Enigma Dom… Afternoon to you too! Good B-day in bonnie Scotland?
    Fake anything is baaaad. Cats, sausages, coffee (which is sacred of course).

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  29. Bobble Says:

    Within an Enigma Dom… Afternoon to you too! Good B-day in bonnie Scotland?
    Fake anything is baaaad. Cats, sausages, coffee (which is sacred of course).

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  30. BigBadDom Says:

    its just a sham of a mockery and a mockery of a sham

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  31. BigBadDom Says:

    its just a sham of a mockery and a mockery of a sham

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  32. Bobble Says:

    Glad your weekend was that good Dommie ;o~

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