Impotencia

While out getting snacks I spied a Brazilian edition packet of Malboro lying on the kerb. The picture it had on the back stopped me in my tracks.

So, I brought it home and snapped it for your visual delight.

Why can’t we have these on our cigarette packets? If you are not worried about cancer then maybe having such a bad haircut as his may convince you to quit.

16 Responses to “Impotencia”

  1. KateEvans Says:

    It’s okay, but it could also just mean that they’ve had a fight (”Will you PLEASE stop smoking during sex, darling?”). Here in Canada they show a very telling photo of a cigarette with a very long head of ash on it, drooping in a perfect curve downwards…makes the same point a bit better, given the size of a fag packet, I’d say.

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  2. KateEvans Says:

    It’s okay, but it could also just mean that they’ve had a fight (”Will you PLEASE stop smoking during sex, darling?”). Here in Canada they show a very telling photo of a cigarette with a very long head of ash on it, drooping in a perfect curve downwards…makes the same point a bit better, given the size of a fag packet, I’d say.

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  3. Bobble Says:

    A much more intelligent design by the sounds of it Kate. Maybe Pele has something to do with this one - seen his adverts for Viagra?
    Hope you feel better after the shitty interviews? I thought of you while walking the 344 route last night.

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  4. Bobble Says:

    A much more intelligent design by the sounds of it Kate. Maybe Pele has something to do with this one - seen his adverts for Viagra?
    Hope you feel better after the shitty interviews? I thought of you while walking the 344 route last night.

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  5. silveretta Says:

    To make matters worse, it looks like she’s got a headache too.

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  6. silveretta Says:

    To make matters worse, it looks like she’s got a headache too.

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  7. KateEvans Says:

    Yes, I’m pretty much over it now, thanks. As we have a holiday weekend coming up I’m resigned to the fact that job-hunting will be a bit thin on the ground until Tuesday.

    Buses here as so surreal after the Death-344. Drivers actually smile, give information without being asked, and say “Bye!” as you get off. It’s like living in the Truman Show.

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  8. Kate_Sith Says:

    I saw those in Brazil and found the best remedy was to leave the packet face down on the table.

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  9. Bobble Says:

    I remember good buses from my holiday in Canada in ‘96 (4 weeks and an Air-Canada Pass, one of the best holidays ever). One driver even told me how much he fancied the Queen and held my English £5 (he’d seen it in my wallet) like a holy artefact. Bless ‘em.

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  10. Bobble Says:

    KateS/Silver - Makes me glad again that I’m a non-smoker. Waking up with him would be a pure nightmare.

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  11. solis Says:

    The man on the fags, I think I just dumped him. And now of course everyone knows why.

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  12. solis Says:

    The man on the fags, I think I just dumped him. And now of course everyone knows why.

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  13. solis Says:

    Oh god, I’m stuck. How do I get back to your main page? Where’s your little homepagey link? What have you done with it? Did you do this to trap the gormless and unwary? Which one am I? Let me out let me out let me out let me out

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  14. solis Says:

    Oh god, I’m stuck. How do I get back to your main page? Where’s your little homepagey link? What have you done with it? Did you do this to trap the gormless and unwary? Which one am I? Let me out let me out let me out let me out

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  15. poggle Says:

    Have you seen those fake warnings you can download - and, if you’re sad enough, cut out and stick on your ciggie packet?
    My favourite is:
    ‘NOBODY LOVES A QUITTER’.
    Hee hee.

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  16. poggle Says:

    Have you seen those fake warnings you can download - and, if you’re sad enough, cut out and stick on your ciggie packet?
    My favourite is:
    ‘NOBODY LOVES A QUITTER’.
    Hee hee.

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