A fly in the ointment

I still think that this might fall flat on its arse and my blog resemble blowing tumbleweed this afternoon but hey… My boss in her wisdom has decided to only take a half day off - this morning.

So, what to do with Daxy’s hundredweight of cocktail sausages, a bath full of alcoholic fruit, Pog’s pitcher of Cosmopolitans, Stylish’s sorbetto al limone, and a copy of “Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs” (procured for Norah)? Cancel or not? I guess I will just have to leave the door a jar at 3-ish and ask you to keep yourself amused… Boss permitting I shall stick my head around the door if it gets too rowdy.

46 Responses to “A fly in the ointment”

  1. NorahSplog Says:

    Did somebody say dinosaurs?

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  2. NorahSplog Says:

    Did somebody say dinosaurs?

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  3. poggle Says:

    Hi kids ….
    As it’s just us here at the mo, Cosmopolitan, anyone? Just to check it’s okay, of course ….

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  4. poggle Says:

    Hi kids ….
    As it’s just us here at the mo, Cosmopolitan, anyone? Just to check it’s okay, of course ….

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  5. erudite_baboon Says:

    Well, since you have tLVotD anyway - fancy a game norah?

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  6. erudite_baboon Says:

    Well, since you have tLVotD anyway - fancy a game norah?

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  7. poggle Says:

    Pours out several very, very large Cosmos.
    With ice.

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  8. Bobble Says:

    Hello hello. Started without me? That’s the spirit…
    Anyone for a killer Vodkaspresso? *hunches over keyboard to avoid boss*

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  9. poggle Says:

    Oooooh - yes please!
    *whispered from under keyboard*

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  10. poggle Says:

    Oooooh - yes please!
    *whispered from under keyboard*

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  11. Bobble Says:

    I knew I could rely on you Pog… everyone else I offer one to goes “Vodka-what!?”

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  12. Bobble Says:

    I knew I could rely on you Pog… everyone else I offer one to goes “Vodka-what!?”

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  13. poggle Says:

    Good grief! Have they no sense of adventure? Besides, the clues are there …. and what a combination! Chin chin, sweetie …

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  14. Bobble Says:

    At the risk of getting accused of shoe-porn by Silver, that’s a fine pair of shoes Pog.

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  15. Bobble Says:

    At the risk of getting accused of shoe-porn by Silver, that’s a fine pair of shoes Pog.

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  16. Bobble Says:

    Anyone for a “Harvey-Birdman Attorney at Law” Episode? The euro-party one seems appropriate…

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  17. NorahSplog Says:

    There’s a pterrodactyl in my caffinated alcohol.

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  18. NorahSplog Says:

    There’s a pterrodactyl in my caffinated alcohol.

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  19. poggle Says:

    Apart from the black mark …. grrrrr … Still, I’m sure it’ll come off. Eventually.
    OOooooooh yes. Popcorn anyone? Cocktail sausage.
    *settles down*
    *passes Norah small net for pterodactyl fishing*

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  20. Bobble Says:

    Anyone for sgroppino? Pterodactyl-free of course.

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  21. Bobble Says:

    By the way Pog - any news on your boss?

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  22. Bobble Says:

    By the way Pog - any news on your boss?

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  23. poggle Says:

    Yes please …
    And not at the mo, Bobble. I think he scared the interviewer yesterday - he can be a bit alarming sometimes …..
    We’ll see.

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  24. poggle Says:

    Yes please …
    And not at the mo, Bobble. I think he scared the interviewer yesterday - he can be a bit alarming sometimes …..
    We’ll see.

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  25. NorahSplog Says:

    *chokes on small net*

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  26. NorahSplog Says:

    *chokes on small net*

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  27. Bobble Says:

    Ahh. Yes, reminds me why I got out of investment banking in the first place. One of my bosses was uber-scary and made me work from home on Christmas day with Glandular fever to boot… Not nice.

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  28. Bobble Says:

    Ahh. Yes, reminds me why I got out of investment banking in the first place. One of my bosses was uber-scary and made me work from home on Christmas day with Glandular fever to boot… Not nice.

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  29. poggle Says:

    *bashes Norah on back*
    *catches net containing small Pterodactyl*
    That’s probably why they were paying you 9 million pounds a week then Bobble, innit? ;-)

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  30. Bobble Says:

    I so wish. I so wish. I could of retired at 28 and become a famous photographer with apartments everywhere!
    Ooh just in from work:
    There have been a instances again today of external people calling into the desks, impersonating staff and asking for information on our structure, people and other confidential information.
    Please DO NOT give out information to anyone. Protect yourself and the bank by insisting on calling the individual back on a bank extension.
    Daxy is that you again???

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  31. Bobble Says:

    I so wish. I so wish. I could of retired at 28 and become a famous photographer with apartments everywhere!
    Ooh just in from work:
    There have been a instances again today of external people calling into the desks, impersonating staff and asking for information on our structure, people and other confidential information.
    Please DO NOT give out information to anyone. Protect yourself and the bank by insisting on calling the individual back on a bank extension.
    Daxy is that you again???

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  32. poggle Says:

    Woohoo! Industrial espionage!

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  33. Da_Xingxing Says:

    Oh, so you all went to this party! There I was with me ‘undredweight of cocktail sausages with ‘er next door
    *glances over fence at Great Wall of China souvenir*

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  34. Da_Xingxing Says:

    Oh, so you all went to this party! There I was with me ‘undredweight of cocktail sausages with ‘er next door
    *glances over fence at Great Wall of China souvenir*

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  35. Bobble Says:

    *neighbours sniff distainfully at Great Wall erection and waft of cocktail sausages*
    Another vodkaspresso Dax?

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  36. Bobble Says:

    Espionage indeed - my colleague Mr Dykestar was most miffed.

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  37. Bobble Says:

    Espionage indeed - my colleague Mr Dykestar was most miffed.

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  38. Da_Xingxing Says:

    Oh, now you,re talking, Bob!
    *Throws Chinese cheese into neighbours garden and gets stuck into the Stilton*

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  39. Da_Xingxing Says:

    Oh, now you,re talking, Bob!
    *Throws Chinese cheese into neighbours garden and gets stuck into the Stilton*

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  40. Bobble Says:

    *ducks to avoid bread roll throwing by Daxy*

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  41. Da_Xingxing Says:

    *gets down and boogies*
    *neighbours complain*

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  42. Da_Xingxing Says:

    *gets down and boogies*
    *neighbours complain*

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  43. Bobble Says:

    Where is LaNut when you need her eh?

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  44. Bobble Says:

    Where is LaNut when you need her eh?

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