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Hey, I’m first.
*Dumps hundredweight of cocktail sausages on kitchen table*
*table collapses*
Now, what’s my poison.
*Cracks open a bottle of cooooool vinho verde*
Glug
*puts empty in bottle bank*
*Chooses music*
*Gets down and boogies*
Whatever is that smell?
*sniffs the air - smells like a flatmates chair*
*passes out*
*Daxy reads sign number one*
“The chair is still not back from flatmates mothers’ house - hurrah. The House is filled with white roses and lillies for your delectation. Flatmate banned for next 24 hours”
*Daxy reads sign number one*
“The chair is still not back from flatmates mothers’ house - hurrah. The House is filled with white roses and lillies for your delectation. Flatmate banned for next 24 hours”
*which went missing*
*Presents Bobble with several genuine souvenirs from China, a complete set of terracotta warriors he removed from some tourist attraction in Xian, and a section of Great Wall, which he assembles in the garden to the neighbours’ alarm*
*which went missing*
*Presents Bobble with several genuine souvenirs from China, a complete set of terracotta warriors he removed from some tourist attraction in Xian, and a section of Great Wall, which he assembles in the garden to the neighbours’ alarm*
Daxy, what gifts. *eyes garden structure nervously and wonders if could improvise a barbeque out of it*
And you smell lovely, like alcoholic pears… LaNut will be most jealous you had first dibbs on the bath.
*directs Daxy to roof terrace above attic bathroom to dry out on, sunbathe until others arrive and get good view of planes going to Heathrow*
It’s a pleasure. I had to give the Temple of Heaven to Mum and Dad back in Wales - Dad always wanted a garden shed in which to keep the lawnmower and the strimmer
*goes and sunbathes, grabbing a handful of nuts. Flight BA026 crashes*
*Glances at Big Ben*
*Flight KE 123 crashes*
*Checks the time*
Crikey, I must be away, a full evening ahead, thanks hostess, great party, downs another 2 bottles of wine and a multitude of cheese snacks and leaps on the Trans-Siberian Express*
*Leaps off again, goes back to party and puts clothes on*
Bye for now X
*scampers away*
*Glances at Big Ben*
*Flight KE 123 crashes*
*Checks the time*
Crikey, I must be away, a full evening ahead, thanks hostess, great party, downs another 2 bottles of wine and a multitude of cheese snacks and leaps on the Trans-Siberian Express*
*Leaps off again, goes back to party and puts clothes on*
Bye for now X
*scampers away*
July 28th, 2004 at 4:03 pm
Hey, I’m first.
*Dumps hundredweight of cocktail sausages on kitchen table*
*table collapses*
Now, what’s my poison.
*Cracks open a bottle of cooooool vinho verde*
Glug
*puts empty in bottle bank*
*Chooses music*
*Gets down and boogies*
Whatever is that smell?
*sniffs the air - smells like a flatmates chair*
*passes out*
1 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 4:04 pm
*Daxy reads sign number one*
“The chair is still not back from flatmates mothers’ house - hurrah. The House is filled with white roses and lillies for your delectation. Flatmate banned for next 24 hours”
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 4:04 pm
*Daxy reads sign number one*
“The chair is still not back from flatmates mothers’ house - hurrah. The House is filled with white roses and lillies for your delectation. Flatmate banned for next 24 hours”
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 4:05 pm
*Bathes*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 4:05 pm
*Bathes*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 4:05 pm
*Not seeing the obvious sign*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 4:05 pm
*which went missing*
*Presents Bobble with several genuine souvenirs from China, a complete set of terracotta warriors he removed from some tourist attraction in Xian, and a section of Great Wall, which he assembles in the garden to the neighbours’ alarm*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 4:05 pm
*which went missing*
*Presents Bobble with several genuine souvenirs from China, a complete set of terracotta warriors he removed from some tourist attraction in Xian, and a section of Great Wall, which he assembles in the garden to the neighbours’ alarm*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 5:00 pm
Daxy, what gifts. *eyes garden structure nervously and wonders if could improvise a barbeque out of it*
And you smell lovely, like alcoholic pears… LaNut will be most jealous you had first dibbs on the bath.
*directs Daxy to roof terrace above attic bathroom to dry out on, sunbathe until others arrive and get good view of planes going to Heathrow*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 5:01 pm
It’s a pleasure. I had to give the Temple of Heaven to Mum and Dad back in Wales - Dad always wanted a garden shed in which to keep the lawnmower and the strimmer
*goes and sunbathes, grabbing a handful of nuts. Flight BA026 crashes*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 5:02 pm
*Glances at Big Ben*
*Flight KE 123 crashes*
*Checks the time*
Crikey, I must be away, a full evening ahead, thanks hostess, great party, downs another 2 bottles of wine and a multitude of cheese snacks and leaps on the Trans-Siberian Express*
*Leaps off again, goes back to party and puts clothes on*
Bye for now X
*scampers away*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 5:02 pm
*Glances at Big Ben*
*Flight KE 123 crashes*
*Checks the time*
Crikey, I must be away, a full evening ahead, thanks hostess, great party, downs another 2 bottles of wine and a multitude of cheese snacks and leaps on the Trans-Siberian Express*
*Leaps off again, goes back to party and puts clothes on*
Bye for now X
*scampers away*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
*Looks in at spare monent from work*
*Tidies up*
*Thinks this is going to go tits up*
0 Sweetie(s) given
July 28th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
*Looks in at spare monent from work*
*Tidies up*
*Thinks this is going to go tits up*
0 Sweetie(s) given
October 26th, 2004 at 6:03 am
adult free