Festa Fest Fekke

15 Responses to “Festa Fest Fekke”

  1. Da_Xingxing Says:

    Hey, I’m first.
    *Dumps hundredweight of cocktail sausages on kitchen table*
    *table collapses*
    Now, what’s my poison.
    *Cracks open a bottle of cooooool vinho verde*
    Glug
    *puts empty in bottle bank*
    *Chooses music*
    *Gets down and boogies*
    Whatever is that smell?
    *sniffs the air - smells like a flatmates chair*
    *passes out*

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  2. Bobble Says:

    *Daxy reads sign number one*
    “The chair is still not back from flatmates mothers’ house - hurrah. The House is filled with white roses and lillies for your delectation. Flatmate banned for next 24 hours”

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  3. Bobble Says:

    *Daxy reads sign number one*
    “The chair is still not back from flatmates mothers’ house - hurrah. The House is filled with white roses and lillies for your delectation. Flatmate banned for next 24 hours”

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  4. Da_Xingxing Says:

    *Bathes*

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  5. Da_Xingxing Says:

    *Bathes*

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  6. Da_Xingxing Says:

    *Not seeing the obvious sign*

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  7. Da_Xingxing Says:

    *which went missing*
    *Presents Bobble with several genuine souvenirs from China, a complete set of terracotta warriors he removed from some tourist attraction in Xian, and a section of Great Wall, which he assembles in the garden to the neighbours’ alarm*

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  8. Da_Xingxing Says:

    *which went missing*
    *Presents Bobble with several genuine souvenirs from China, a complete set of terracotta warriors he removed from some tourist attraction in Xian, and a section of Great Wall, which he assembles in the garden to the neighbours’ alarm*

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  9. Bobble Says:

    Daxy, what gifts. *eyes garden structure nervously and wonders if could improvise a barbeque out of it*
    And you smell lovely, like alcoholic pears… LaNut will be most jealous you had first dibbs on the bath.
    *directs Daxy to roof terrace above attic bathroom to dry out on, sunbathe until others arrive and get good view of planes going to Heathrow*

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  10. Da_Xingxing Says:

    It’s a pleasure. I had to give the Temple of Heaven to Mum and Dad back in Wales - Dad always wanted a garden shed in which to keep the lawnmower and the strimmer
    *goes and sunbathes, grabbing a handful of nuts. Flight BA026 crashes*

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  11. Da_Xingxing Says:

    *Glances at Big Ben*
    *Flight KE 123 crashes*
    *Checks the time*
    Crikey, I must be away, a full evening ahead, thanks hostess, great party, downs another 2 bottles of wine and a multitude of cheese snacks and leaps on the Trans-Siberian Express*
    *Leaps off again, goes back to party and puts clothes on*
    Bye for now X
    *scampers away*

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  12. Da_Xingxing Says:

    *Glances at Big Ben*
    *Flight KE 123 crashes*
    *Checks the time*
    Crikey, I must be away, a full evening ahead, thanks hostess, great party, downs another 2 bottles of wine and a multitude of cheese snacks and leaps on the Trans-Siberian Express*
    *Leaps off again, goes back to party and puts clothes on*
    Bye for now X
    *scampers away*

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  13. Bobble Says:

    *Looks in at spare monent from work*
    *Tidies up*
    *Thinks this is going to go tits up*

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  14. Bobble Says:

    *Looks in at spare monent from work*
    *Tidies up*
    *Thinks this is going to go tits up*

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  15. free Says:

    adult free